October keeps getting better and Better

Proud to announce that in March of 2016 I will be opening for WWE Hall of Fame Wrestler JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS for the "Unspoken Word World Tour". I'll be hitting the Road with a Pro Wrestling Legend, traveling all over TEXAS. I'm so Excited.... AHHHHHH!
This is truly a dream come true. It's surreal that this is gonna happen. It really shows that hard work pays off.

We , (The Household) got a Cat. His name is Bolieve. He was given to us by a Pro Wrestlers Wife. After a week of having him, he's a bonkers. When given to us we, were told he was a she and was fixed. Well a quick check under his tail, proved he had two fuzzy nuggets. When he was dropped off, I went to Wal-Mart with my buddy and dropped $60 on a Litter Box, Food, Collar, tag, and everything ya need. He shits like an old man, bites like a toddler crossed with a Great White. We named him Bolieve, after WWE Wrestler Bo Dallas, The most inspirational SuperStar of all time. "Bolieve" is his catchphrase. Bolieve the cat, is the most inspirational cat of all time.

Last week I had some promo stuff made for #ROFL_Tron Comedy Open Mic. Just in time, because last Monday I was contacted by Carlos Mencia's Opener about them coming through the Open Mic.

I got to meet Danny Trejo aka Machete, as he came to my Open Mic, ROFL_Tron, the 3rd longest comedy open mic in San Antonio. He came by after hearing about Mencia Stopping by. Dude couldn't be nicer. He took pics will all the comics that came out.

Upcoming Shows

Last #ComedySTAARsAtMAARs Show is Tomorrow at MAAR's

BRAINDEAD COMEDY, October Edition at Zombies Bar.

1st time in Pleasanton, in over 5 years. Lets see what they have in store for us.

We're back at Gallo Pizzeria. The Custom Pizza they made for me was Amazeballs. It was truly #TittiesOnTitties. We're continuing the Punk theme, with The Clash Parody. Good Friend Mike Suarez Headlines.

RealmsCon in Corpus Christi Texas

RealmsCon 2015 Mike and I did 2 packed Nerdcore Comedy Stand Up shows. RealmsCon was fun as hell. We had packed crowds both nights and saw some awesome cos-players and celebrities.

Me. Closing the second show, Saturday night.

Here's Samurai Darth Vader Force Chocking Me. Either that or my Sleep Apnea took over.

Here's me and a IRS Agent, Kidding its Agent Smith from the Matrix.

Couldnt tell if he was a Great Gaara, or just really annoyed by me. These Sand Village Shinobi get cranky.

Crowd having a Great time during the show!

More good times!

Mike, Holding Court.

I got no fucking clue on whats going on here. Shoutout to Joey for driving us to Corpus Christi and taking photos for us. 

The Crowd, loved us. And we felt the same!

Me and StarWolf, Homie was a pain in the ass in StarFox 64

Mike with StarWolf

Mike with Boba Fett. Boba kept cat calling cross players. it was kinda disarming.

I get to be a Titan off the stage. Also Gangs are a huge problem in Corpus Christi

He kept asking me for his next contract, I told him Im not Jabba. What an Asshole.

Me and Jonathan Joss, The Voice of John Redcorn from "King of the Hill" Homie recognized me. That tripped me the hell out.

Mike not impressed by Jonthan Joss calling out Kevin Sorbo.

The two Chimichanga Bandits.

Kakashi looking pretty dope and aloof.

The Whopper was cosplaying too! I dunno why people got all upset that it turns your doodoo green. Grape Kool-Aid been doing that to us for generations.

The Jurassic World ""Margarita Guy" Awesome idea for Cosplay

My fists are my weapons, hence the checking.

I was selling my love of burgers with Bob.

Corpus Christi was fun, Next time I'm gonna stay in a better hotel. Maybe the Con will spring for one for us. It was one of the better cons of the Summer. Had a blast. It was also fun, just doing a 2 man show with Mike. We definitely compliment each other and gel for a complete Stand Up Experience. 

Need a New Rig STAT...

This is getting ridiculous.  Now both of my computers are down. Im forced to update my blog on my phone now. Which is cool I guess. Maybe I could set up some ticket give a ways of where readers can guess where I'm posting my blogs from. I don't wanna make it gross so I'll tell you, I'm in my bed watching a neutered TV version of "Scream 3" with my cat, Moka keeping me company. Its almost 1pm and I'm still in bed. I think its day 20 something in a row of where I've been out every night. No rest for the wicked I suppose.  Since my computers have been down I've been writing and re-writing like crazy. Who figured that with less distractions ya get more work done. With some of the induced of cash I've received I've put a couple hundred towards my new computer, and also bought some new pads and pens. They always help motivate me to write more, So I have been. Im finding it harder and harder to not obsess over my new material.

Yesterday was a long day, started at 2:30 Pm when I headed downtown to the Rivercenter Comedy Club Open Mic of where comics have to "Bark" , I.e. entice passersby to check out the free comedy show. Its free of dignity and hope. Oh yeah no entrees fee either. So I stood out front of the club shouting rhymes at people that hopefully understand English on their way to checking the movie theater showtimes. Rivercenter Mall on Saturday is always crawling with young servicemen and women. I feel it is my duty as a Patriot to make them laugh. Plus they love the fact the club has a full bar. It was a one man show where another comic (socially awkward and useless at barking) had a guest spot. I ended up doing close to 20 mins of time for 10 people. After that I went to the new club, LOL across town had dinner and caught the first show. Then went back downtown watched the late show there,  caught up with the Headliner who I got to work with last year. Then was picked for the Midnight Madness show. Where I was last. Which means I was on stage between 1:20-1:40 am ugh. Think the Guy making the lineup has it on for me, haha. Made a little Not of cash, met up with other comics for tacos then got home about 3:30 am. What a hell of a 12 hours.

God this this version of "Scream 3" is awful. After this crapfest is over I'm gonna head downstairs do some laundry and make some pasta. Then get ready for Open Mic at Studio 13.

Sorry for any mistakes I'm typing all this crap on my phone.  See ya at the next show!