Sept 6th, 2016

I left San Antonio, Friday night a few tics after midnight. I had to leave, I HAD TO. I drove my half full U-Haul to Ft. Stockton 6 hours up I-10.  Rested for 5 hours then hit the toad again at noon. Drove from Ft. Stockton to Las Vegas  for 16 hours. 16 Hours in a U-Haul seat where it cant be reclined. it was pure torture. I kept jamming on the gas to get my ass to Vegas even faster.

I arrived at my new home at 230 AM Sunday Morning. In 20 hours I had to catch a flight to Atlanta... This is my life now. I barely have time to pee, let alone write a blog. I'm typing this in Diamond Dallas Page's kitchen. I keep thinking, How the hell did I get here?"

It was a 3 hour flight from LV to ATL, but with the 3 hour time difference, I left Vegas at Midinight and arrived in Hotlanta at 6 am....short night to say the least.

I was sore and stiff as hell from being couped up in that U-Haul all weekend, and from moving boxes and furniture. To help ease the pain of traveling I ate a special brownie, I fell asleep before the plane even took off. Man did I get some rest. Im pretty sure I laughed in the middle of it. Also, while in 1st class, I saw Rapper J.Cole....that was awesome too! I wish I could've gotten a pic with him, but I think He recognized me.

I got picked up, by The Man himself, Ladies and Gentleman, Jake The Snake Roberts. He treated me to breakfast got me settled in DDP's dope ass house, and I caught a couple more ZZZ's. Jake and I made a trip to Whole Foods (Not the good one either, according to DDP. Like there's a shitty Whole Foods...hahaha) While at Whole Foods, Jake gets recognized, no biggie, Happens all the time. Then Joshua, the fan we met, looks to me and says, "You're KOOLAID, Right?" Holy Shit, I got recognized in a city I haven't performed at yet... What the Hell right?

We get back to "The Crib" as Jake affectionately calls it, I get a ton of juice ready for us.

Then I get the Call, "Dallas wants to talk to you" Jake tells me.

I take a seat in DDP's office, it very much feels like a Job Interview. DDP asked me questions, gave me some pointers and then we worked out doing DDPYOGA. I got to do DDPYOGA with they guy that invented it. Nuts man, Im running outta words to use to describe how ridiculous my life is. Dallas tells me I'm a natural and incredible flexibility for a guy my size. 

Then he tells me he wants to record some footage of us working out, for his DDPYOGA App...BWHAHAHAHA if you would've told me I'D BE ON A WORKOUT APP... hahahaha. My life is stupid as hell.

Post Workout Glow!

Me with DDP and Jake "The Snake" Roberts

My inner child is marking our hard right now.