Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Im Over this Summer Bullshit

I love Texas, but, Fuck Man, its hard to love Texas in August and September. Its too damn hot to do anything but hide in the AC during the hours of 1-7pm. This heat just puts me in a shitty mood. 

Been keeping the AC running like a top, however the AC started leaking. before we got it fixed, I came down the steps to turn if off. Slipped on a puddle of water that had collected on the tile floor. My Left foot went out from under me and I fell back landing on carpet......carpet that covers our steps. OUCH to say the least. I couldn't even yell any obscenities because the wind got knocked out of me. Now my ass is cold, because my underwear is soaking up all the water on the floor, and I'm staring at the ceiling. I look to my right and my elbow went through the wall. Yup, put a big ass 14" hole in the drywall. So what did I do, I got up, got dressed, and took the bus to work and teach defensive driving like a man. Later in the day the pain set in and was too sore to walk back to the bus stop, so I asked my roomie to come thru. Thank Stan Lee (My Fav. "Creator") he did.

Anyhoo Got a bunch of shows lined up this week/Month

Comedy Album Recording for my Buddy Jay Lafarr Tickets are only $10 Click Here to get them.




Then There's #ComedySTAARSatMAARs with Headliner Matt Golightly. Maars is a fantastic venue, the staff, the food are all amazing. I just Hope I meet their standards! Tickets are on sale at MAAR's Pizza and More. They Are $20, Dinner is included. The Show is 18+ and 21+ to Drink.


I cant believe its been a year, That I've been booking and performing shows at Zombies Bar. My Home away from Home. I love that place with all my heart. Sure the bathrooms need some work, and they don't sell Topo Chico Mineral Water but the staff is friendly and the AC is COLD AS BALLS. We're Pulling out all the Stops for the 1 year anniversary Show, we got an EMMY AWARD Winning Comedian Mike Robles Performing, Plus More to be announced. BRAINDEAD COMEDY!
  
 

Notice something in the top left corner? Outburst Comedy? That's my Comedy Production Company Im Starting. Sweet Logo isn't it?



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