American Idol

Editors Note This post was supposed to be more in depth, but Blogger, decided to screw up on me a couple times, This is the 3rd time I've tried to post that Basically, come next year, You might see me on American Idol on Fox.

Comedy Buddy Haley Jane was well received by the American Idol Open auditions last summer in San Antonio. A Couple weeks ago, she asked me to visit her in her hometown of Pampa (an hour outside of Amarillo) to be there for the video segment they were filming  about her for her upcoming Audition. I hop on 3 buses, VIA, Megabus and Greyhound and get to Amarillo Tuesday morning at 1 AM.

They let me in a Middle School. I know Right?

This was Lemon Meringue. R.I.P. Pie. You were delicious.

Next day a Segment producers films us at the "Welcome to Pampa" sign, a middle school and lunch at a Diner. Did some interviews at Haleys Moms house. I fell asleep on the couch because the sugar coma from the pies tagged team with my sleep aponea to knock me the f*%k out for a couple mins.

The following Sunday I met up with Haley at the San Antonio Auditions. This is what people actually get to see on TV. I got to see the Judges and met Ryan Seacrest. Hes nice dude. I was totally stoked to see Nicki Minajs ass. That shit was incredible. I couldn't tell you what color lipstick she was wearing, but that Ass. DAT ASS was incredible. Mariah still looks good as hell too. I like her an all but too many memories of me getting rejected by chicks in Middle School. There were some smelly Austin Hippies, a lot of fabulous dudes. These dudes were wearing more makeup than the chicks there and were catty as hell. I thought they were all gonna shit in a litter box.

If you squint you can see Randy, Nicki, Keith and Mariah

So what does all this mean? Hopefully come January/February 2013 You'll see me on FOX in a segment or at least in a background shot of the San Antonio, Audition show. Potentially 20 million people will see me on TV in living rooms across the country. Thanks Haley!