Here I am Looking real angelic in Seattle. Man, did I have a shitty set. That Night I learned I could not follow a "Freak Show Act" My performance muscles were pushed to the limit when I had to perform late, in a loud bar, while a bearded lady and Neckbeard Lerch were making out in the front row. When I say "'Bearded Lady" I mean in in the Carnival sense, not "Oh that lady must be Italian" Also the previous performers did a great job of talking to their friends while I was on stage. Let's not mention all the death stares I got for doing my "Gay Dad" bit. I hate this bullshit of "I should be offended, NOT because its affects me, but because words are hurtful...blah blah" Fucking Pussy Ass White Guilt Social Justice Bullshit. It's a goddamn Comedy Show, Im a 400lb dude name KOOLAID, Lighten the fuck up! Seattle is everything I hate about Austin, not because of poor infrastructure and shitty parking but, If I were offended by everything, Id wanna kill myself too. Oh Well, cant wait to come back to Seattle and perform in an Actual Comedy Club.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts performing at Club Crow in Washington State
Jake picked up some sweet footwear in a German Themed town callen Leavenworth. Even the Indian and Mexican restaraunts were all decorated to fit the style of the German Town. It was awesome. Your Move Fredericksburg Texas!
Breathtaking scenery wherever we went
That's how we roll, Unspoken Word Tour 2016, WA
Everyplace looks like a postcard or a new desktop pic for a Mac Os update. Beautiful part of the country.
Jake at Main Street Studios in Walla Walla, WA
Welcome to WestWorld....
To me, this could be a different planet.
Here I am, in Bend, OR performing at The Capitol
Photographer Codi Smith, capturing my essence beautifully
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