I love posting nonsense in customer surveys. I just want the person reading them to look forward to their job.
"Holy Shit, I think this guy wrote another one....".
Thats all I want.
".........The Experience was too good. Thats a problem for me because now, the next I'll go to Whataburger and its not like the last time, I'm gonna be let down. When I entered the Mighty Hall of Beef, aka the Whataburger Dining Room. I was bathed in a glorious almost angelic light that was reflected off of clean surfaces from side to side. The Restaurant and Mens Room were were immaculate. What I liked was there was no lingering odor of Fabuloso. I didn't get a chance to visit the Womens Room, because there were some cops there. The Cashier Danny was attentive, courteous and well versed in the menu. He made ordering my meal a true delight. I could tell he respected and cared personally for my burger based on his reaction of my customizations. (#2 with Bacon, Cheese, Grilled Jalapenos and A1 sauce). Everytime I eat one of those a vegan moves to california.
p.s. The Chicken Strip Monterrey Melt tastes like Jesus giving your mouth a hug made of pure love.
-Alex Ansel....."
Part 2, asking specifically about the Chicken Strip Monterrey Melt
"A While back, I tweeted the idea for the Chicken Strip Monterrey Melt to "@Whataburger" my idea was liked and @Whataburger thanked me for submitting it. This was March of 2014. When I posted screencaps showing me "@y2koolaid" Graciously gifted the idea, all I asked for was a sandwich. Not fame, glory or prestige but just the sandwich I as a devoted customer handed you on social media. All I was told on facebook was "Great Minds Think alike, Alex". Thats not right, and not very Texan at all.
But at least its easier to order the sandwich now."
Heres the Screencap
Well see If I get some justice here.White Privilege is almost as delicious as free whataburger.
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